Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Curbdog


I saw this sign on the street this morning.

"Maximum"? Really? There's different degrees to which you may be fined for your dog dumping on the sidewalk? What happens, cops come up with some calipers to measure? "ooooookay...that'll be $718." Or is it based if your dog was being an asshole while it happened; maybe sprinting from spot to spot to spread his joy around? Dares to shit on NECK FACE graffiti? "What an asshole...fuck that, I'm fining this dude all the way. $1000." Whack. Had no idea.

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