Kill 'Em All, Let Charlie Sort 'Em Out!!

Here's yet another reason I'm proud to be an American: no more chit-chat, just ass-kickin!!!! I guess once we deem another country as "crazy" we shouldn't bother talking to them. And by "crazy" of course I mean "isn't doing exactly what we want them to do."

Why do we even pick and chose any more? Why Iraq but not Saudi Arabia? Why not England, why not Germany? Isn't it our god-given right to completely rule the earth? Was Dubya choking on a pretzel when God was whispering that in his ear? I mean, we love to be horrified and uber-chagrined when anyone even remotely implies that America isn't the greatest thing in the history of the planet for no other reason than being, you know,... American. So why are we settling for less? What's with all this pussy dithering shit? Ooooooh, we're slapping around Iraq. Big fucking deal.

I'm calling Bush's bluff. Quit with the namby-pamby bullshit; let's do this! We have God on our side - we better get this shit done before he gets tired of waiting for us to take our rightful place as rulers of everybody. NO MORE TALKING! I think we need to replace "In God We Trust" with "What Would Charlie Daniels Do?"