Buying Ringtones is Stupid

Downloading songs for ringtone$ is so fucking gay. Next time I’m walking down the street and hear somebody’s phone start ringing “Wonderland” or whatever that song is, I’m gonna bulge my eyes out and sprint up to them “Is that John Mayer calling you?!?!?!!? Oh my god, you know John Mayer, ohmygogohmygodohmygod!!! Answer it, ANSWER it!!!!!!!!!!!”