Monday, June 16, 2008

Classic Playoff

Must say, I am completely wrapped up in the Tiger/Rocco playoff. A no-lose situation for the viewer; either win is a big story. But I cannot help but think of a few things that could make it more interesting for the non-fan like myself.

- If when teeing off I can run to the hole before my ball stops rolling, I get a hole in one.
- Scorpion placed in random cups.
- Winner gets to sleep with last-place finisher's wife/girlfriend/both.
- If I can eat an entire ham a half-hour before tee-off, I get a 5-stroke lead.
- Everyone has to drink a gallon of water before teeing off, then no bathroom breaks.
- Can we get a fucking golfer with Tourette's on the tour? Camon!!!!

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