Close One!

Apparently Big Brown's jockey has a kid who's going blind. Thank god!!! For a while there I thought we were gonna make it through a huge sporting event without some fucking story to make me bawl my eyes out. Whew!!!! Thought I was gonna hafta make up my own story to get some waterworks going; maybe Big Brown once getting raped by a bear, or one of the jockeys knowing somebody who knew somebody who was friends with somebody who had a cousin that knew somebody that knew somebody that once hit a happy hour with someone who knew someone who almost died on 9-11.

UPDATE: Speaking of rape, one of the broadcasters just called Big Brown "the Kobe Bryant of the race." Ohoh.










"Hey hey, easy!...i'm telling you, she was asking for it!!!"