Well, SLAP Me with Some Pickle Juice and Put the Biscuits in the Oven, Charlie's Done Done It Again!!!

The latest shocking news from Charlie Daniels' Soapbox:

"I just don't have much in common with the politically correct, soap opera watching, Perrier and lime-sipping bunch."

Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? REEEEEEEEEallllllllly?!?!?!?!!?!!!????? Wow, never woulda thought!!!!

Also today from Garfield the Cat's Soapbox:

"Hey, I'll be honest: I probably will never get a pilot's license. Sorry, it's just not gonna happen. Nope."