Bad Timing, Part XIV

Now THIS shit pisses me off. I was literally SECONDS away from posting re: "What Xmastime Would Do If He Woke Up and Caught Jessica Alba With His Nuts in Her Mouth While Jennifer Love Hewitt Was Making a Batch of Squirrel Foo Young In the Same Room," but now this jagoff has beaten me to the punch. Sure, technically the details are different, but the chance of either of them happening are the exact same. But now if I do my post, I'm gonna look like a copycat. Thanks a lot, asshole!!