Wednesday, July 16, 2008
The Homeless Broncos
Who knew Denver even had homeless people? What the fuck - how much of a laid-back slacker hippy do you hafta be to be a homeless dude in DENVER? Jesus christ..."I don't have a job, or a home to sleep in tonight, but I can still try to catch some cool slopes..." Picking granola bars outta trash cans? For fuck's sake man, have some pride!!! Shave your fucking mountain man beard off, put on a clean poncho and get your sorry ass over to New York City - the Major Leagues of homeless!!! You're eating outta Denny's dumpsters when you could be slurping up waste run-off from Peter Luger's? Camon! For fuck's sake remember that on your deathbed it won't be the alleys and doorways you DID sleep in that you'll remember, but the ones you DIDN'T. Jesus Christ...Denver? Really? That's the best you can do? Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life wondering if you were ready for The Show? Camon. At least TRY to be something in this lifetime. Remember what they say - if you can't make it in New York, you can't make it anywhere.
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3 comments:
is this a direct attack on the city i live in? i rather have homeless people than hipsters.
after the bday post? low blow bro*.
*low blow bro is beyond gay. anyone who takes this statement seriously is also gay. and not in the "im gay and bush and his peeps hate me" but in the way that means people look at you and are saddened at your whole being.
Homeless in Denver...winters are just cold enough to bite thier toes off. To borrow from L, cold enough to chap their asses listening to the east coast homeless complain about feeling chilly at night. Brrrrrrr...at least the theatre will be heated, they hope. Popcorn would be nice.
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