Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Idiot du Jour

I've been rolling my eyes at the whole Christie Brinkley divorce gossip - gee, ANOTHER celebrity breakup we're supposed to pretend we give a shit about while being flooded daily with article after article. Ugh. But then I caught something that made me realize that we are in fact looking at our own woolly mammoth; a dinosaur that is walking amongst us - truly, the Yeti meets the Loch Ness Monster! As in, of course...

...the last dude in the world fucking paying for internet porn. Wow. How lame is this mf? Seriously, if it takes you more than 4 seconds to find all the free porn you need online, then you either 1) are not anywhere near a computer, or 2) have no hands. In which case watching porn is a waste of time anyway. Camon dude - you're that fucking stupid then yes, you must have your dick-in-former-supermodel privileges taken away. Jackass.















See? Shit's everywhere! And how much did I pay for this? $0!!!!

1 comment:

Rambler said...

Some people are paying for live, one-on-one time with some Eastern European girl (so I'm told). Others because of a few select sites who actually do manage to protect their content pretty good (damn you "men in pain"). That said, dude was raking up some serious bills.