Backwards to Me

I like when guys make a big production of washing their hands after pissing. Cause that's all it is, is a big show. Hey, my dick has been locked away underneath not one but TWO layers of clothing all day, completely impervious to the environment; meanwhile my hands have touched EVERY conceivable thing in the room...tables, people, anything on a grocery shelf. If there's germs in a room, your hands are gonna get 'em. Don't we have it backwards - after pissing, shouldn't we be washing our dicks, along with an apology every time? How many times do we give our buddies "five", and then go holding our dicks to piss? Every day? Ugh. We have it backwards, you fucking idiots.