First, Second and Third Ladies

Are Michelle Obama and Jill Biden the first First Lady/Second Lady team in my lifetime I wouldn't mind having a threesome with? Hmm. Something to think about.



Nancy Pelosi, wailing on my ass with a toaster oven while filming. Mmmmmmmm.

Alltime? Riding Marilyn Quayle bareback while Jackie O mutters disapprovingly from a nearby piano bench.