Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Manny Tapes (Special Guest Star: Paddy Mac)

Working on a puzzle with an almost-three-year-old kid who insists on doing it himself is no fun, and almost guaranteed to make your head explode in about 180 seconds.

"No...nope, try again...no...no...other way...other way...OTHER way...nope...well, you had it, now...nope...no...other way, turn it around...turn it the...turn it the other way...THE OTHER way...no....no...try again...nope...nope...try again....try again...that's not even a puzzle piece...other way...OTHER WAY, jesus...no...no...other way, turn it around...turn it the...turn it the other way...THE OTHER way...no....no...try again...there you go, got one! (collapse in a heap on floor)"





"Hey, you know what's a puzzle to me? How smaller objects don't orbit around you, you fat fuck!"

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