Sunday, August 24, 2008

Medal Count Blues




Like anyone else I guess I'm happy we won the most medals overall, but I must say I'm a little chapped we didn't have the most Gold medals. I mean let's face it - Gold/Silver/Bronze is the equivalent of Fuck/Blowjob/Handjob, right? A nice stroke-job from Suzy Creamcheese is nice and all, but we really wanna get up in them skins. Disappointing.

COINCIDENCE SIDE-NOTE: 36-38-36...Connie Chung's measurements?

ALMOST WENT WITH: 36-38-36...today's rucky numbers?

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