I don't know if I've ever had those "hot librarian" fantasies, but let's just say that right now I'm dusting off my NYPL card. And by "dusting of my NYPL card," I of course mean I am "making sure my library card works, since obviously there are scantily clad ridiculously hot nymphomaniac chicks in glasses at the library in the middle of the day, looking to wildly fuck any overweight, unemployed nutsack that strolls in."
BUT.
Once again, Xmastime is here to save the day for the Democrats. Biden, at the start of the debate, should simply look over at Palin, scan her slowly up and down, and say "runner-up, huh?"
BOOYAH!
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