Monday, August 04, 2008

Study: Most kids' fast-food meals have too many calories

REALLY? Wow, now this is out of left field!!
Parents looking for healthy meal choices for their children are likely to find slim pickings on the menus of the nation's top restaurant chains, according to a report released Monday by a nonprofit public health group. Nearly every possible combination of the children's meals at Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, Sonic, Jack in the Box, and Chick-fil-A are too high in calories, the report by the Center for Science in the Public Interest said.

Who are these fucking wizards? Maybe they'll be getting that report on bears shitting in the woods to us soon? Hey, I'm working on a study to show that most homeless hookers with open wounds at Hunt's Point have too much gonorrhea; can I be in this study group of geniuses?

1 comment:

Rambler said...

Big money in bogus studies, lets start a foundation. Haven't you already done the Hunt's Point research?