This Morning's Beverly Hills 90210

So it looks like Colin is going to prison in 24 hours. Two years in the joint. And how does he spend his last day as a free man? Fucking Val over and over like a maniac. Cause yeah, that's what I'd want my last memory before showering with dudes for 2 years to be. That wouldn't make jail even more miserable, a memory like that fresh, would it? That doesn't remind you even more what you're missing, right?

If I was about to go into prison I'd spend the day in a room of rattlesnakes while being forced to watch reruns of "VH1: I Love the 80-'s/90's/00s/whichever Vol. 28" over and over. Would sprint to my cell. "Whew...now this ain't so bad..."