Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Guest Post: THEODORE!!


I don’t know why everybody gives such a shit about McCain having 13 cars...I mean the point is, he can’t drive them anyway, right? How can he; weren’t his arms torn off by Charlie and then used to beat himself senseless while he was in the Hanoi Hilton fighting for your right to sync your iPod up to your iPhone while getting an iJob from your iGirlfriend? Hey asshole: a simple "Thank you, Sailor, beep beep!" will suffice!!!




These Colors Don't Drive, Faggots!
THEODORE

1 comment:

ope said...

things that kill me (updated):

sinew.
charlie.