Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Charlie, I Wanna Love You But You're Such a Fucking Idiot

I was thinking bout the election for a minute, then I reminded myself HEY!!! Lets' see what Charlie Daniels has to say!!!!

Well, whaddya know...Charlie LOVES Palin...gee, that a shock, right?

When you compare her to Barack Obama, he comes off as stiff, formal, arrogant and elitist, somebody who hides behind barricades and bodyguards, the kind of guy you'd never think of giving a hug to.

UMMM excuse me...but hugging? Charlie, are you half a fag? Gimme a kiss, sweetheart! I will give $4000 and a blowjob to anybody that can name that last time a "hug" counted for something in an election. Charlie, that's an especially dumb answer from you, since your candidate cannot technically hug. You're such a fucking idiot, Charlie.


Compare her to Hillary Clinton, and Hillary comes off as an ice queen who has never done her own laundry or cooked a Thanksgiving dinner.

Actually, Hillary comes off as a United States Senator who has spent her life in public service; as for "laundry" or "thanksgiving dinner", is that more important? Really? Doing your laundry and cooking turkey is more important than public serice? Really? Laundry means more? Maybe women should be confined to the ironing board and cooking Thanksgiving Dinner Charlie? Hey, read some more auto mags you fucking idiot. God, you're such a fucking idiot.


Compare her to Joe Biden, and Biden comes off as a guy you've probably never seen without a suit on, who represents politics as usual and the same old insider trading that has been going on in Washington for way too long...


...who's been "trading" with John McCain since 1982. You know, the year McCain got elected to Congress? Oh, you thought he was operating a greasy spoon on Rte 66 selling slices of pie this whole time? Sorry dahling, the Hanoi Hilton let out in 1973. So McCain had nine years til now...do you think he was sitting around selling American Flags? Of COURSE you did, Charlie!! Cause you're a fucking idiot!! That's 26 years, Charlie... you big, fat, stupid idiot.

Side note: Charlie, name the last time you saw a member of Congress without a suit on. You're such a fucking idiot.

Compare her to Nancy Pelosi who says we simply can't do anything about our energy situation. Sarah Palin represents hope and practical solutions like drilling in ANWR in her home state of Alaska. Of course she'll have to talk her running mate into it.

Yeah. And if I was a homo, I'd talk my friends into fucking each other. It's the same result: more drilling! Charlie, you are such a fucking idiot.

The bottom line is that Sarah Palin, in her feminine style of dress, her hair fashionably done, wearing makeup and talking common sense is just somebody who represents the regular folks, not the special interest groups, in fact she wouldn't even allow a lobbyist into her office as Governor of Alaska.


THE HALL OF FAME OF "REGULAR FOLKS":
George W. Bush 2000
George W. Bush 2004

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