Monday, September 08, 2008

In Line at Kam Sing the Other Night

FAT BLACK LADY THAT HAD TO BE ABOUT 400lbs: how much are the snow peas and string beans?
KAM SING DUDE: $4.50
FBLTHTBA400LBS: whaaaaaaat? $4.50???!
KAM SING DUDE: yeah
FBLTHTBA400LBS: fuck...how bout string beans and broccoli?
KAM SING DUDE: $4.50
FBLTHTBA400LBS: gotDAMN! ... what about snow peas and broccoli?
KAM SING DUDE: $4.50
FBLTHTBA400LBS: what the fuck...how much is a dozen hot wings?
KAM SING DUDE: $6.00
FBLTHTBA400LBS: gimme four orders of them

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