Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Let's Set the Fucking Record Straight

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PERSONALLY TOLD ME THEY ARE VOTING FOR OBAMA: 37

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PERSONALLY TOLD ME THEY ARE VOTING FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS A MESSIANIC, CHRIST-LIKE FIGURE WHO HAS HYPNOTIZED THEM WITH HIS VOODOO MOJO AND THEY WOULD FOLLOW HIM OFF THE CLIFFS OF DOVER CAUSE HE'S SUCH A TRANSCENDENT PUBLIC SPEAKER: 0

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"How could that be? I don't know a single person who voted for him."

Raconteur and Brooklyn Mannie Xmastime, upon hearing that John McCain was elected president.

Nerdhappy said...

"Fekkin Diebold!!!"

Nerdhappy, upon hearing that John McCain was elected president.

Xmastime said...

hahaha

Marley, if you actually read mine bloggity blog, youll see that while it astounds me that people are going to vote McCain, I will not be shocked at all if he wins. and yes, i actually know many people who are going to vote for him.

Anonymous said...

YORF = 1

Xmastime said...

youre voting for Obama??!?!? wow! I did it!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

YORF is one person you know voting for McCain to refute the above. You are good, but not that good and I am sure you will keep at it relentlessly.