Palin Interview

People are getting a -tizzy re: Palin's interview on ABC tonight. I don't know why; she's just gonna be parroting shit she's been forcefed for two weeks. And I'm sure Charlie Gibson will be on full attack. Right.

Anyways, this site has a list of questions journalists have put together that they wish someone would ask her (since only Grandpa Skelator is allowed in the same room with her these days) HERE.

Unfortunately, these are just snobby, elitist left-wing media questions, used to make small town America look dumb. You know, like "How would you balance concerns over human rights and freedom in China with the United States' growing economic interdependence with that country?", or "What do you think will be the most defining foreign-policy issue in the next five years?" HEY - she's a SOCCER MOM!! A PIT BULL WITH LIPSTICK; she doesn't need to know these fucking questions anyways - Jesus will lead her!! Like I said, just another way for the left-wing media to bully her around.

Me? I'd ask another set of questions - less on crap like governance, more on real life, small town stuff.

- Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper and Trig…would you like to have more children, or have you run out of names that make you sound like a fucking lunatic?
- You said you sold the governor’s jet on eBay…will you be selling any other items? Say, oh, I dunno…some used drawers?
- Your future son in law, Levi…Jewish?
- You went to five different colleges, and are on your third religion…other than no birth control, can you decide on anything and stick with it?
- Are there any other governors that could be in a Joe Francis video, or are they all ugly bitches?
- Can I smell your finger?
- You're smoking hot. Right?
- Do you feel like Anna Nicole when she married that old man?
- If you think God is guiding us in Iraq...wouldn't you think your daughter getting pregnant would piss him off and make him let the "terrorists" defeat us? Feel good about what your slut daughter has done to America??!??!?!?!
- How many people do you think will dress as you for Halloween this year?
- You were for the Bridge to Nowhere, you were against the Bridge to Nowhere...seriously, where the fuck IS Alaska???