1) So The Pit Bull can't even fight off Katie Couric. Jesus Christ. See it HERE. Seriously, it's tough to even work up a hard-on anymore. Enough.
2) Am I dreaming, or whenever she's backed in a corner does Palin turn the "annoyingly wood-choopy midwestern accent" up to 10?
3) If McCain was so concerned about sprinting off to DC to immerse himself in solving this "crisis", why has he been on my tv all morning? Is Frasier Crane solving the crisis too?
4) Let's be 100% honest here. The McCain campaign is frighteningly off the rails. There is no act of desperation this idiot won't do. But why do we all love Xmastime? Cause he'll say what nobody else has the guts to:
THE ONLY WAY MCCAIN WILL BE ABLE TO END HIS CAMPAIGN WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF EVEN A SMIDGEON OF DIGNITY IS TO "HAVE TO" PULL OUT DUE FOR HEALTH REASONS...which can be tied back to his 5 1/2 years at the Hanoi Hilton.
Sorry, but it's true. Eventually they will realize how much they're embarrassing themselves, and this will be their endgame. Mark my words. A sad, somber press conference with doctors detailing how McCain fought and fought and fought, but thanks to Charlie pulling out his pancreas and making him eat it while he was defending YOUR freedom, he simply cannot carry on.
Remember where you heard it first.
2 comments:
waitin on the sex tape.
that IS NOT a midwestern accent. i think it's foreign, like Canadian or something. And yes, her canadian accent goes way up when she has no idea what to say.
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