Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Means One Thing...

...my razor/apple riff from '07!
And does anyone know anyone who knows anyone who actually got the 'ol razor in the apple? Seems like if anyone pulled that on a kid he'd get busted - seriously, if some asshole tried to pass an apple off on you during trick or treating, you'd fucking remember who it was, no? And what kid came home, dumped out his bag of candy on the table and immediately reached over the piles of Snickers and candy corn to shove an APPLE into his mouth? Who's this Poindexter? I would think you'd eventually SEE a razor since by the time you had gorged on your loot the damn thing woulda rotted away. "Oh look, there's a razor in this apple."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love that riff. Plus as I remind themissus, The Slate did a nexis search or something and the only truth to those BS apple razor rumors was that some kids' parents in Indiana did it to their own tots. Yet America cowers in fear. . .