Must Be the Money

Flipping around just now, I see on CNBC there's an actual show called "Wall Street Crisis: Is Your Money Safe?" I checked out the description:

"An examination of what is happening on Wall Street and whether the problems have been solved."

I was disappointed; I thought it'd be funny if it was a show where you call in , and they actually tell you if your money is safe.

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CNBC: Hello, name and SSN# please
Xmas: Xmastime, 123-45-6789
CNBC: hold please....
Xmas: is my money safe?
CNBC: (sound of computer terminal whirring) ...checking files, and...yes. your money's safe, thanks for calling.