My Birth By the Numbers

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1 - OH yeah; some of you ladies out there know about that one!

2 - Ah yes - Day 1 of "The Streak." (sobbing, head in hands)

3 - Ironically, "Prince William" was almost my name. Even more ironically, recently people have started calling me "County of Residence." (taking Kam Sing off 1-touch dialing)

4 - No wonder I 1) don't like spicy foods 2) can't drive 3) am sleeping with a priest.

5 - DAMN RIGHT!!!

6 - DAMN RIGHT!!!

7 - That's so weird...my high school girlfriend was a 4 also. Hmm. Dr. Freud, will you confirm me as your friend on Facebook?

8 - Got nuthin.

9 - Ah yes, the Garnett twins...and that was back when getting to "3rd base" meant something!

10 - 8:37am arrival! As Franklin once famously said: "Early to bed, early to rise, Xmastime once got a rim job." So there ya go - get outta bed! Live your life!