Let’s be real honest; the only way Obama can fuck things up now is if he puts his foot in his mouth, if at one of these debates all of a sudden he tourettes out “well, I hate white people and puppies.” The longer he just doodles with his head down while RussertSchieffer et al hammer Clinton McCain over and over, the better off he is. He’ll eventually say something stupid, he’ll explode etc while he just sits there coolly. To be honest, the single best tactic he can take now is to pull a complete Vinny Barbarino, no?
“Senator Obama, you say the war in Iraq was wrong…what do you man by that?” “Wha?” “Excuse me?” “Where? “Iraq. The war in Iraq.” “Who?” “Senator..the war?” “Wha?” “Know what…lets go back to Senator Clinton McCain, we have 21,932 more questions about NAFTA pork we need to ask….” (back to doodling)
I mean, he'd be a legend, right? Viewers would go nuts laughing, Hillary's McCain's head would explode and we could blame her him for bringing in "Beau" for the final season of Welcome Back Kotter!
Just for kicks, seriously, wouldn't you follow a man anywhere if this is what he did for his inauguration speech:
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