A REAL New Economy

I like the precedent this story sets. Can this woerk in other transactions as well? For instance: if I have a working girl over and I pound a whole bottle of tequila, then let her hit me in the nuts with a crowbar for ten minutes. If after all that I still am able to get up in them guts, do I get the session for free? I'm loving the new economy!!! (buying crowbar)