Thursday, October 02, 2008

Tonight's Debate

Unless halfway through the debate she pulls her pants down and whips out a dick, Palin will be deemed the winner tonight. We've become a country that is okay with extreme lowered expectations, even if it for positions that actually do require greatness. Ifil's book coming out now means she has to handle Palin with kid gloves, so forget any heat on her.

However. If she tries to do a continuation of McCain's inane "The Reason We're In the Shitter is Because of $18B Worth of Pork!!!" nonsense, I will in fact pull out my dick and...well, I don't remember what happens next, but it will be awesome. AWESOME!!!!!

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