Friday, October 10, 2008

Wow! Breaking News!!!


Why is this even news at this point? Much less "breaking" news. Every day, same shit. Are we surprised? When the daily report that Xmastime's No-Fuck Streak is still alive comes in, does it come with a picture of a young white guy with his head in his hands, collapsing in shocked grief? For fuck's sake.

I like Bush here, tho:
"Much of it is driven by uncertainty and fear, " he said in a Rose Garden address.
Is there a single policy in his administration that wouldn't apply to that sentence? Have President Bush Mad Libs been invented yet??!!?

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