Down in O'Reilly Land

I wish I lived in the United States of O'Reilly. Cause it really sounds like neat place to live in right now. You know, where there aren't a coupla wars going on, and there's no economic crisis, and every company with a staff of more than 4 people aren't asking for a Federal bailout. How cool is the USOR, where apparently there's plenty of time and energy to be loading up for a coupla Culture Wars? Man. If it wasn't for the fact that if I did it I would turn into a desperado looking to kill all the citizens so I can steal their jobs, I'd immigrate there in a heartbeat. Man.