Because apparently I have the kind of gout that can go online and read, I guess I pissed it off by taunting it in this post. Cause now TA-DA! GUESS WHO'S BACK - Gouty!! Lovable, affable, everybody-loves-him GOUTY! Maybe Gouty and I can team up, solve crimes together like on tv. Well, he'll actually solve the crimes; I’ll just lay on the ground gasping in pain as girls don’t sleep with me and my life expectancy plummets. Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, GOUTY!!!!!
Christ. Sucking up to the gout on my own blog. Quite a fucking autobiography I’m putting together over here.
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