Tuesday, November 04, 2008

It All Comes Down to Costanza!!!

from today's Daily News:

Gotta go? Use BlackBerry or iPhone to find nearest, cleanest toilet


gee...who could've done this 20 years ago? Hmm.

[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

JERRY: Anywhere in the city?
GEORGE: Anywhere in the city - I'll tell you the best public toilet.
JERRY: Okay.. Fifty-fourth and Sixth?
GEORGE: Sperry Rand Building. 14th floor, Morgan Apparel. Mention my name - she'll give you the key.
JERRY: Alright.. Sixty-fifth and Tenth.
GEORGE: (Scoffs) Are you kidding? Lincoln Center. Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities.

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