Ka-CHING!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

While googling Judy Blume (cough) book covers earlier, the phrase "book cover" gave me an idea. People do song covers all the time. Entire movies are re-done and updated for the big screen. So I think I'll make a career out of BOOK COVERS. I'll re-write entire books word for word, changing only a few details - for example, if some kids are playing "Pitfall" on their Atari, I'll have them playing Grand Auto Theft on their Xbox...or whatever the fuck they're playing with. So I'll get rich as an "author", actually typing about 50 words a book! I'M A GENIUS!!!!!!