Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Yes, Steve Can!!

Because the entire media is so freaking liberal and couldn't take two seconds away from desperately shoveling socialism all over the country, a seismic shift towards change happened yesterday in California and was completely overlooked by the "fair and balanced" media.

Yesterday afternoon Steve Sanders stood up to the other brothers at the KEG House and fought back against the tide of prejudice, declaring that just because they found out Mark was gay didn't mean that they should kick him out of the brotherhood. As a matter of fact, Steve insisted that he should also remain President, as he's "the best president this we've ever had!" Which he must be, since Steve has only been in the fraternity for 2 months and has already figured this out.

Never mind that if it wasn't for Steve's as-per-usual bunglings and initial bigotry the rest of the House never would've found out Mark as even gay. Instead, let it ring out that STEVE SANDERS IS READY FOR CHANGE!!

Change is here. And it's in the form of the best poodle-mullet on tv. And it would be nice if the pinko commie Frog-loving media could take a freaking second out of it's day to recognize it.

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