Girlfriend. Sigh too.

Sometimes I think the real reason I'd like to have a girlfriend is so that someone's always there when I'm watching tv and tossing out my amazingly witty quips. Christ, it's gotten to the point now where I actually say them out loud in my room anyway; with a girl in the room, at least I'd have somebody to remind me that I suck in bed and smell like a dead squirrel. Feels good to have a goal, to be honest.