As I was cooing at the id I decided to take a brief break from marveling at how amazing I look in the picture and I flipped the card over. Where I was thrilled to see the following:
I hereby make an anatomical gift.
Checkbox, signature line.
Are you kidding me? Is this a trick id? I'll be honest with you - it's almost worth busting my ass losing 100lbs to get back in fucking shape (as in "shape I can be in to do a lot of fucking," not as in one might say "did you just fucking queef? Or was that your mother?") to be able to say "I hereby make an anatomical gift" to some chick, both upon penetration and issue. Man. Couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Which I didn't, but still.
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