Mississippi “now has the nation’s highest teen pregnancy rate, displacing Texas and New Mexico for that lamentable title.”
The first thing that comes to mind is hey Texas and NM - I know it's hot over there, but looks like you need to get off your lazy asses and get some teens a'fuckin! Secondly, this report is encouraging, since once again it shows that as long as we have our heads stuck in the sand, everything will be alllllllllllllright.
Though they might wanna change their credo from "abstinence is the only birth control that is 100 percent effective" to "abstinence is the only birth control that is 100 percent effective...as long as nobody actually, you know, FUCKS."
But hey. What do I know. Of course, my biggest fear is that now Mississippi will spend too much time focusing on their latest #1 ranking here and take their eyes off what they're really the best at - hey, all your teenagers having unprotected sex is very cosmo and all, but remember, those blacks aren't gonna hate themselves! It's great to try to diversify and all, but let's remember what happened to Starbucks once they stopped simply serving black coffee and started trying to serve red velvet tuna fish sandwich cake muffins. Focus, young Rebels!
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