Guest Post: THEODORE!!!!

Flipping around every channel's kumbuya hippy commie coverage of the millions of people at the Mall joining hands and singing all 16 verses of "La Marseillaise," I see that only one channel feels it's duty to be a real American and tell the truth: FOX News is detailing the reports of terrorists threats of the day. Only FOX News is telling it like it is: thanks to Obama being "elected," odds are that by noon Al Queda will have blown Washington DC off the planet. Thanks liberals!! Well, you were right about "change"!

Au revoir, faggots!
THEODORE