I Am a Woman, Part XXVI

On the train this morning, there was a couple across from me who were in the midst of a hellacious fight - JUST loud enough for me to catch about 65% of it, but just low enough through clenched teeth to be frustratingly out of reach for my ears to catch it all. And sitting right next to them was some dude...who had headphones on. Oblivious. Since I guess I am now Gladys Gravitz and my desperate need for strange gossip knows no shame, I could hear myself bitch "headphones??! he's not even trying to hear them  - what a fucking waste of a spot!!"

Sigh.