Friday, January 16, 2009

More Actress Bullshit


Something else that drives me bananas is when actresses constantly deny they’re dating someone. The concern being of course that boys & men might lose interest upon finding they are now “unavailable.” What the fuck? Am I really gonna think “damn, I can’t fantasize about ________ anymore since she’s dating”? Am I really gonna be bummed “damn, there goes my chances of starting up a relationship with ________”? Please. Whether or not that hot bitch from the new 90210 (cough) is dating (which she is denying) some dude is something I could give two shits about when I lay back and imagine her walking in on me and Valerie banging and offering to massage my prostate. For fuck’s sake.

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