Pizza(s!!!!!!!!)

Just the headline of this story WIFE TELLS HUSBAND TO DELIVER PIZZAS drives me bananas enough to remind me of an old post from back in the day.

Two words I hate when peope pluralize them are "pizza" and "beer." ESPECIALLY beer. You can't say "hey, let's go get some beers!" without sounding like Mickey Mouse in 9th grade. Goes right through my fucking skull. It's beer. and pizza. Period. Chutterfucks.

ps - an example of the exact opposite is "tits." I cringe if I hear a girl say "tit"; it's gotta be "suck my big fucking tits." Of course, it's been so long - do girls still even HAVE tits? Christ.