Get caught with 1-8oz of marijuana: 6-18 months jail.
Get caught soliciting homosexuals for paid sex even though you've built a lifetime condemning homosexuality, and, oh yeah, buying crytal meth: a night on "Larry King." (the show, not the man)
Hey Ted, remember: you can't have "Amen" without "men"!!
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And now everyone can understand why i moved here. I dont even need the night on larry king. just the safety.
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