We're All in the Mood for a Melody

I'm not a Billy Joel guy. I mean, I don't mind him, and I find myself defending him to my music snob buddies who hate him cause he's sold more records than the latest Yo La Artic TV on the Trail of the Vampire Weekend vinyl-only EP, but I'm not running out buying his albums, ya know. But for fuck's sake, is it even POSSIBLE to be walking through the grocery store and NOT sing along to Piano Man when it comes on the store speakers? Dang.