Brangelinaston

At some point, aren't we just gonna hafta say "fuck it" and have a national election on Jennifer vs. Angelina? If it works to choose the leader of our country, it could work here, right? Winner gets Brad and a lifetime of not being hassled by the papparazzi; loser blows her brains out on The View. In the words of Gerald Ford, I believe it's time for our nation to begin to heal.