I think once I lose a few more pounds I'm gonna adopt The Garfield Diet. I will now pause while everybody makes an "eating pussy" joke. Thanks....and we're back. I've always noticed that whenever Jon is getting ready to eat he has the same thing on his plate: a single piece of roasted chicken, a small portion of mashed potatoes (with nothing on them) and some peas. I mean, in terms of healthy things to eat you could do worse, right?
And yeah, I guess it should actually be The Jon Arbuckle Diet, but that would've meant no "eating pussy" jokes, so.