I'm Looking Forward to Fatass Rush Limbaugh Being an Idiot for the Next 8 Years

Rush Limurgercheesewithextracheesecauseimfat is soaking in his 15 minutes of fame as the leader of the Republican Party, and I must say it's a joy to watch. And apparently, after his speech at the CPAC, they presented Rush with a “Defender of the Constitution” award, which included a document signed by Benjamin Franklin. The presenter then compared Rush to Franklin:

The king of England sat with his advisers, and they read the writings of Ben Franklin. They said, “The colonists will never be successful if they read what he writes.” Just as the king’s successor, who is in the White House, said the other day, that conservatives will never be successful if they listen to Rush Limbaugh. The only way we will be successful is if we listen to Rush Limbaugh!

It took me a read or two to realize that "the kings successor" is Obama, and in refuting the legitimacy of Rush, puts Rush in the role of Benjamin Franklin. Very interesting.

Of course, if he had to go on record, I bet Barack Obama does not think the Republican Party will be successful if they choose to believe in UFOs. Does that mean Republicans should accept UFOs as their leaders? Word is Barack thinks Republicans should not listen to vampires; does that mean it's a Dracula/Palin ticket in 2012?