Joe the Book Signer

I have a lot of friends in the DC area, so I thought I'd remind them that Joe the Plumber is having a few book signings there this week! Hoooooooray!! Unfortunately it looks like he's not coming to NYC anytime soon :( and that makes me sad. Maybe one of my DC friends can pass along my question to him?

"Hi Joe, it's an honor to meet you. Let me ask you something: I made $4,300 last year. Now, if I make $950,000 this year, and use that money to buy a unicorn that eats butterscotch gumdrops and shits dreams, and create a business with that unicorn wherein I'm clearing, say, $3 million in the first month, and then I get drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the first round, tell me - are my taxes gonna go up? What about if I join the Rolling Stones? Thank you, looking forward to the book."

Thanks to any of my DC homies for passing along to Joe!