Saturday, February 28, 2009

Johan Santana Needs to Be a Better Teammate

Mets fans are shitting themselves cause it looks like ace Johan Santana's arm is barking and he could miss anything from one week to the whole season. Before they throw themselves off a bridge, I think the Mets fans need to take my lead and turn some lemons into lemonade.

Johan Santana talks about as much as a turkey sandwich. Hell, he could walk into this room right now and start talking, and I'd have no idea who he is, he's got such a quiet persona. So maybe they can use this possible injury as an opportunity to get Santana outta the clubhouse for awhile, and replace him with another braying-donkey jackoff shitforbrains who can run his fucking mouth about how the Mets are the team to beat again, even though they've spent the last two years choking on the Phillies' dust in historic collapses. Hey, just cause the Mets are choking assholes doesn't mean they can't be the best at SOMEthing, right?

JOHAN! GET OUTTA THE FUCKING WAY, THE METS GOT MOUTHS TO SHOOT OFF!!

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