As you might know by now, as I've mentioned it on this blog 9 or 10 thousand times, I'm trying to lose weight. A LOT of weight. And of course I think that after I lose all this weight, I will finally be able to have some female companionship.
But it has occurred to me, what if I lose all the weight, and still get no ladies? What if I lose all the weight and it turns out oh, look!...I'm ugly! Hideous, even!! Or I lose all the weight and it turns out I'm just a total fucking douchebag, and that's why I'm alone.
Ah well. I guess it's better than the alternative (heart exploding into ribbons before the age of 40.) I guess so, anyway.
1 comment:
Can‘t you just find a girl who has gout? Or did Henry VIII off the last one around?
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