A Modest Proposal

I'm a fan of shit like this in a trivial, "if we stacked all the money together it would reach the moon!" goofy kinda way. And obviously anything about billions of Bic Macs will get my attention.

So I was kinda flipping through the list, when I saw THIS ONE.

More than 45 million Pontiac G5 cars.

Really? If the government can use this money to buy 45 million cars, I say why don't they? Buy the cars, and then give them to citizens for free. It obviously gives the auto industry the shocking boost it needs, and all of a sudden 45 million people will have a valuable asset which they can 1) use, 2) be relieved of the financial burden of car payments. or 3) sell to somebody who didn't get one. In the meantime since 45 million cars will have been sold tout suite, the car industry will have plenty of extra time to work on alternative fuels etc to get itself to the level it needs to be at to not only continue, but flourish again. A win-win-win!!!

XMASTIME FOR PRESIDENT!